The maniacle writings of a synical idiot

From around the 26th of January, I will have no internet, why? Because I'm moving to Sydney.
Most of you should know the details already or from Adrian so I won't bother yapping on too much.
So yeah, no internet which means I probably won't be in contact with a lot of you, but those who are important to me will be kept in contact.
If  you can be bothered, here's my number, 0407432615, if you want to know my address, just text me and I'll let you know when I find out.
So yeah, if  you want to stay in contact, you're going to have to try harder.

People who must stay in contact: Mel, Adrian (that's easy because he'll be living with me), Ama, Veronica, Ash, Samara, Kriss
People who are in Sydney and must make effort to meet me: Jaime, Frances, Maggie, Teneille, Monty
People who probably shouldn't bother: Chrissy, Noni, St00D3Nt, Pierre, Sahra

And as for the rest of you, Choice is yours.

Hello my minions,
I'm sure you're all aware that November the 9th is the day we all celebrate the single greatest thing in the world today... me. And I'm sure you're all wondering what you can get me to show your gratitude for the endless blessings I bestow upon you, so here goes!

- CDs: My Dying Bride, Mors Principium Est, anything I will like and don't already have
- DVDs: A few in mind, A Clockwork Orange, Ed Wood, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, American Dad, whatever else I don't have but will like, A band DVD perhaps.

- ANYTHING Donnie Darko, Fight Club or Tim Burton related, all that merchandise and rubbish that you know I'll like

- Any computer game I don't have but would enjoy, if in doubt, ask.

- Jewellry: No, not from Spangles, something good, you know the sort of crap I like.

- Well, I've been wanting to get my hair done professionally, all coloured and shit, so maybe there's something.
- A box of a squad of Thousand Sons, yeah, you heard me.
- Basically anything else, you all know the sort of things I like.

 

What to avoid:
- Margerine containers full of pajazo.
- Strange and unusual pornography.
- Anything relating to Earl.

So let's all rejoice, in me.
Me!

Bloodrayne, Postal 2, Alone In The Dark, American Mcgee's Alice, Resident Evil, Silent Hill...
What do all these movies have in common? Quite simply, they're based on games. No books, games. And frankly I've had enough of this new lazy trend and I will not stand for it.
This is just how bad this obsession has gotten in Hollywood...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9znFx8-Z20

America: Three guys walked into a bar. This is seen as a terrorist action and will not be tolerated, as a result a nuclear warhead is on it’s way to the bar as we speak.
Australia and Britain: America walked into a bar, so we followed.

Ireland: Three guys won’t leave a bar

New Zealand: Three guys walk into a BAAAAAAAA!
Indonesia: Three Australians walk into a bar to buy drugs
China: Three guys tried to fit inside a bar
Soviet Russia: Three guys weren’t allowed to walk into a bar
Amsterdam: Three guys walk into a pot den.
Ethiopia: Three guys couldn’t afford to walk into a bar

Italy: Three guys eat a bar
Germany: Three guys swear to spending the whole of 1939 – 1945 in a bar.
Canada: We have bars too.
France: Three guys walked into a bar and stole all the paintings.
Poland: Three Germans walked into our bar.
Slovakia: Three guys don’t seem to notice a bar.
Switzerland: Three guys walk into a bar and avoid every single bar fight.
Afghanistan: Three girls walk into a bar and are executed.
Iraq: Three guys take shelter in a bar
Lebanon: Three guys walk into a bar and throw things at the bar next door.
Norway: Three guys burn a bar.
India: Three guys call up a bar to sell shit.
The Vatican: Three guys couldn’t find a bar

Skinhead: Three guys walk into a bar to look for a fight or a root.
Bogan: Three guys walk into a bar, get pissed, swear at everyone and go lapping with an undue sense of self-worth.

Emo: Three guys go into a bar, but leave because the bar didn’t understand them
Goth: Three guys go into a bar to escape the sunlight

Metal head: Three guys walk into the first bar to be a bar because everything else is just copying.
Black metal: Three mortals doth walk into the cold darkness of a bar
Punk: Three guys are sick of the commercialization of a bar but walk into it anyway.

Numetal: Three fucking guys walk into a fucking bar so fuck you!

Chav: Three guys go into a bar, SO I SMASHED THEM!
Geek: Three guys roll a 12 and enter the bar with a +3 broadsword.
Non-conformist: Three guys walk into a bar, but leave when everyone else walks in.
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Nerd: Guys    = displaced / bar

Internet: 3 GUYZ WLKZ IN2 A BR…. OMFGORZ! LOLLLOL!!!1!!!!!1!
Straight Edge: Three guys go into a bar but aren’t really sure what a bar is or what to do in it.

Poser: Three guys think they’re walking into a bar.
Bling: Three guys pretend they can’t afford the bar, but secretly own it.